“After a long day, you just want to go home and shove the closest edible thing into your mouth and watch whatever is on Netflix instant. And on weekends, you try to psych yourself up to go out at night but then you realize you are just so damn tired and Netflix instant sounds awesome. And there’s all that driving and like, having to wear pants.” —

“TOP TEN SIGNS YOU’RE AN ADULT” by Almie Rose

This girl gets me and why my “social life” is merely comprised of writing terrible haikus in my head for characters on Battlestar Galactica

(via audsandends)

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